Page Five

                                         by Mark Payne

Heather Locklear busted at Saks in Beverly Hills! Her crime? Not shoplifting (a favorite spot for that sport)... a star getting a makeover at a cosmetics counter.... Gasp! A pastime usually reserved for housewives and bridal parties too cheap to pay... The savvy makeup shopper knows to head to the Trish McEvoy counter to get organized and that's just what the fabulous Heather was up to...

Meanwhile on the East Coast Faith Hill was totally busted at Bergdorf Goodman! Her crime? Celebrity in public/no makeup... While this is horror for most divas, Faith tells me she never wears makeup unless she’s working and believe me she has no reason to... The cosmetics department was the scene of her crime... Not there to by makeup, but to load up on Keils skin care for the family... A working mom, her comfort is important. The sweat suit is an essential to her wardrobe and hers was fitted to perfection....

It seems sportswear is all the rage these days among the mega stars. Across the street at the Nike flagship store Ozzie Osbourne had to make a stop for some Christmas shopping.... buying up all kinds of tennis shoes and fashionable jog togs before an assistant said enough and they abruptly left. Two bodyguards followed as Ozzie shuffled off....

Finally, while many jet-setters trying to beat the clock head to England for vitamin injections for wrinkles... Those in the know have been going for Isologen. Isologen is the revolutionary process of farming your own collagen and injecting it to plump up wrinkles, lips, and acne scaring... While other collagen injectables are foreign to the body and get broken down quickly, Isologen is your own collagen.  Therefore, it continues to rejuvenate and lasts so much longer. Hollywood careers are made of this stuff... It was around for a long time until the FDA yanked it several years back. It was then that a certain young actor with disfiguring acne scars had the process done. Before, he was only getting bit parts. After the successful treatment he got his first breakthrough role is now one of the major power players in Hollywood. It will be launched here with FDA approval sometime in the near future. I’m the first in line. I’ll keep you posted as to my progress. In the mean time if you can’t wait, head to London....

That's it for now. But remember, I'm always inyourface! - Mark 

For questions you can e-mail Mark @ askmark@inyourface.bz